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Thursday, December 22, 2011

ANTM All Star... More like all Tyra...


Ok so the All Star cycle of ANTM came to a close and big nose, old lady Lisa won.
All I can say to that is a big, giant BS! I hate Lisa. She doesn't look like a model or a star. Just keeps on jumping shouting "yeah" with no energy at all. Her personality is no longer a personality cos it's all over the place. Yeah, she won the perfume and song writing challenge but everybody got tired of it after a few seconds. Honestly, she flunked swimming and walking in the final runway; which I cover in a minute that's BS too, and her Covergirl commercial... Well she sounded like a drugged up hyena. Judges kept giving the comment of who is most deserving(translation: who is most pitiful and hopeless) and who wants it more( translation: who worships them the most).
Angelea, sigh... What happened to you? You became the Erin and Aminat of this cycle. Always at bottom 2 and won't go away. Yeah, her personality is reality tv worthy, I'll give her that but as a model... NO.  She broke down a lot, made a lot of petty scenes... Why wasn't Jennifer(cycle 16) on this anyways? Laura should have been top 3.
Allison is my all time favorite. I know she's quiet but the most professional out of all. She won the interview challenge as well as public speaking challenge. She was the most photogenic of all. Beat Lisa on her turf, music and video. She didnt have to shout and jump for people to notice her. Tyson didn't like Allison, well, he is an ass that's all. Obviously, he doesn't favor anybody who isn't graveling on his feet.  Unlike game who is more down to earth and really reached out to people. She should have won, she had the biggest fan base, the most interesting and can really turn it on if needed. Yes, I'm biased to her but out of the 3 girls she's not trying to be someone else and is not over-assessing themselves.
Laura, why weren't you top 3?! You are so better this cycle! You have outshine most of those tall stupid bitches. You hang out with the right crowd (Allison). Sigh... But you were used by Tyra as well.
Shannon you were a Christian bitch in your original cycle and always has been; hypocrite. Bianca you're a bitch but a real Person than Shannon. 
Dominique I liked her better this cycle. Isis you were manipulated by Tyra; poor thing. Kayla why did you get lost. Sheena... Sigh, you could have made it... WTF to the roses on your hotdog. The rest of you GO HOME! LOL.
Ok now for the person who obviously was just using this bitches for her own fame. WTF, viewers are not stupid its a reality show we already know what you're selling so stop reminding us every second. Theyve recycled a lot of clips from current and previous cycles... The music video... Tyra couldn't resist herself as she knows one of those could go viral(Allison) and she wants to be part of that thousands and thousands of hits with that untalented and ugly dwarf! Her motion editorial, my only reaction was; seriously? SERIOUSLY? André, you are a big name in the industry... TAKE HER AND NIGEL DOWN!!!

I thought the final runway would have saved the episode but it didn't... It was fine as it is but seriously? Do they have to play the viral video songs? It doesn't match!!! Diving in the water was divine then body swap to a couture dress. Also what's up with those dresses?!? They look like you can buy them from a mini-mart or a hooker flea market.
ANTM... Tyra has failed you...


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