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Thursday, October 25, 2012

Forget d bling bling, Baby can ya swing swing?!

As usual, been a couple of weeks before I posted again. Why? Its because I'm lazy deal with it LOL. Before we start, I will say this post is a lot of Youtube and TV shows I've been watching.

Anyways, let's get into business. I've been watching a lot of Sommore in Youtube. She is one funny black fabolous b*tch. Most of her jokes focus on dicks with her hood-ghetto-black accent. Not for the kids obviously.

     

I was watching Raven doing Morgan McMichaels perform to a Dick Medley that I found out about Sommore. It may be a little "for adults only" but it makes sense and you can feel that you can relate to her humor. As for the Dick Medley it was a Mashup of comedians talking about dicks and the song "Big Dick Man" by Sex Club XXX. Aww the nineties, simpler times and awesome club music.


Speaking of Raven. Rupaul's Drag Race All Stars has started... FINALLY! I got another show to watch. So its a lot of good and some bad. Good that favorites are back... a little bad that they had to be paired and they didn't choose their partner prior into coming to the show. First out were Mandora. I liked Pandora but I didn't like how she just gave up and blamed it on Mimi.

Another show with a new season is Modern Family! I am kinda disappointed that they replaced Stella the Dog... The original French Bulldog Brigette was WAY cuter.


Gloria is now pregnant and they made her into this crazy and angry woman which is still funny. They introduced Phil's-o-sophy, hilarious nonsense about life lessons. What else they have in store... well gotta keep on watching.

My website is complete... I think. For now. I'll put maybe more stuff into it but for now its simpler, sophisticated and smaller.

Halloween is coming up, no plans yet. Thanksgiving, Super Bowl, Christmas then the Mayan Calendar Apocalypse. Lots of holidays coming up... but no plans yet.

I dreamt of a cock roach 2-3 days back... If I remember correctly I ate it in my dream... I looked up its meaning online and 2 definitions were correct (but nothing was said about eating a roach). First, I'm dirty... I know that; Thank you ;) Second, was Renewal. I need to re-evaluate my prospect in life and strive for that change. So fingers crossed!

As for my Art, I've got some new ones posted; click on the Colorful link to see my slideshow. I've also done some Photoshopping with my coworkers pic. Its fun but I think I'm trying to cover up frustrations with humor.



Remember kids, in many areas of life. Some times you have to spit BUT I'm a swallower. So keep on keeping on and kick them in the nuts if they piss you off LOL.

I guess best way to close this post is with a 80's Family TV Show Song. Peace Out! Be Afraid!




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