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Tuesday, March 12, 2013

2 hours felt like forever!

So it's been 2 nights since I started my commitment to losing weight. Last night I did 2 hours and that felt like forever! I worked it... in a crazy person way though. I did a little jogging and running because I'm heavy it's dangerous for my feet. I mostly did cardio-based exercise, aerobics and some jumping. If you saw me, you would think I'm crazy because I mostly did a slow motion version of running. It seems simple but that move was painful. Well to put in simple words, imagine me doing the morning exercise shows; only I'm at the park and its night time. I worked it too much I thought I lost my spine! So tonight, I only did 1 hour or exercise also because my ankle seems to gave in because of my weight. Lastly just eating Subway for 2 days, and yes! I'm starving!
 
 
So lets talk about the new episode of RuPaul's Drag Race. This week the main challenge is to roast RuPaul. So obviously since its a roast, the mini challenge has the queens reading each other. Jinkx was funny "there's 2 kinds of peanut butter, creamy and CRUNCHY!". Detox was also good because of the way she projected her read. Alaska won the mini-challenge obviously and as expected she is one of the funniest characters. Also, speaking of Alaska she broke off Ro-Laska-Tox which I think makes sense because she seems to be closer to Jinkx and Ivy.
 
Michelle Visage was the mentor for this week. A first for the show to have a different mentor. Michelle is aware of talent but seems to be always blinded by the pageant queens and their snotty look. Auto tune seems to be a favorite joke from the queens. Ivy was lost, it could have been a great act but she sort of gave up because she's too nice and got confused during the mentor session. Roxxxy and Alyssa are just going for insults and not jokes. While preparing their material Alyssa as always was annoying and thinking he is funny. Have you see Alaska's look of wanting to kill Alaska when he read some of what he wrote.
 
 
Moving on to the main challenge. Alaska ended up going first. For someone like Alaska, going first was a good move but she should gone further and step on the line. If you think about it, if the strongest started first, it raises the bar super high and the other bitches can't keep up and flop. Alyssa and Roxxy bombed; can't say anything else except quote Jinkx "If a queen bombs, you don't only hear crickets but also guns being cocked". Ivy was too nice and sweet that he flopped at roasting. Leslie Jordan was a judge, you may remember him from Will & Grace as Beverly Leslie the gay dwarf socialite friend of Karen. What is it with this week's looks? Is it tribute to Sharon Needles day?
 
 
Jinkx, finally, was praised for her look although the only look of hers that I didn't like was last week's. Coco played the ghetto character. Honestly, another ghetto character winning the comedy challenge. Shangela, La Trice, and now Coco. Seriously, I don't think her material was the best only the way she move looked entertaining. Then it came to Alyssa and Roxxxy lip syncing. Seriously, no elimination??? They could have either eliminated both. Personally, I feel they relied on the lip sync performance rather than on the main challenge. Roxxxy cried before the announcement of elimination. Bitch was faking, if you noticed her tongue... It went "cool they fell for it". Not my favorite judging. Lets hope next week there is a super elimination.
 
So that's it for tonight, I am so tired I had to take a nap this afternoon. So goodnight peace out!
 
 
 


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