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Thursday, December 19, 2013

20131219 - Work, Watch, Wet

Cold weather still on-going, which is a good sign. The Earth did used to be colder and lots of ice after that giant comet wiped out the dinosaurs... Although if that was the case wouldn't the Earth would be warmer instead? I'm not a scientist so these are just all gibberish. Since I am already on a gibber-fest, Christmas is next year... Err I mean next week... LOL! The chase for Santa Claus has begun, American army wasting resources to pretend they are looking for Santa Claus. Now, it is wrong to say Santa because means a female saint. Why do people don't like to say Claus? Is it because it sounds German? German sausages are huge unlike Chinese sausages which are small and thin. I've had white sausages but I never had a black sausage. You know? LOL Those made with squid ink? What were you thinking about? Pervert! LOL
 
 
Playing New Super Mario Bros. and it is so frustrating! It pisses me off when I can't get all stars. So, I keep on repeating and repeating, then some more and more repetition until I get all stars! Its not the same as the old Mario Bros. gameplay where you just finish the level and that's it. This iteration has you collecting damn stars and shit. More on gaming there is a new Nintendo Direct! Boy am I excited for 2014! A new Zelda game will be released in a Musou style gaming... You know? Those Dynasty Warriors game? Where they also have a couple of crossovers like Gundam, One Piece and Fist of North Star. It seems to be a good selling Game format. That said the Zelda version is freaking beautiful! It's not just like a Warriors game it is also resembles Monster Hunter as well. If you watch the teaser trailer the dragon looks like it came out of Capcom's best seller. So that is something to look forward to.
 
 
Moving on, I have been watching more of the new queens competing for RPDR 6. I have seen a couple more of Kelly Mantle and Bianca Del Rio's performances on YouTube. I love both their humor, its not camp so its more tolerable. They are what you can call the mean girls of comedy. Much like Kathy Griffin, their humor focuses a lot on observation then bringing it out to a sarcastic and offending light. It is mean but if you are going to be mean, be really Karen Walker mean! I mean don't care for shit! These 2 really don't give shit and it works! I'm not a big fan of Bianca's voice though, because she was doing the Kathy Griffin sort of husky growly voice which I don't think she needs to do when being mean or signifies being mean like PennyWise. I have seen some of Ben Dela Creme's videos its campy fun but a bit too much aspiring to be a MILF for my taste. Speaking more of RPDR, Alaska Thunderfuck who recently split with Sharon Needles released a single of her own with an accompanying video. Its a fun song, all the previous queens had a shout out and its more of a sultry, R&B style against the Disco-Dancey songs of other alumni.
 
 
Lastly back to reality, I have started applying for a job in the states. I am focusing in the Washington State area at the moment because the vacancies match my resumé. So, fingers crossed something good will come out of it. And so the cold Hong Kong winter continues on, it was wet in the early days of the week and we might see more of it.
 
 


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