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Saturday, March 9, 2013

Saturday Again!

I'm blogging early today because its Saturday and as usual I have no idea what to do. I will start running today but maybe later tonight because I don't want to burn myself on the sun. I will around Golden Center maybe take a look at some SD cards or Castlevania LOS MOF.


So last night I talked about Jedward and since waking up this morning I have been watching clips of them on Celebrity Big Brother. Edward is growing on me because he is the emo negative one, he is like Keavy from B*Witched... she went crazy after the band split. Now, I don't like to watch Big Brother as the whole thing because its boring! It is. Seriously. But I do enjoy the highlight clips more because obviously skips all the boring and yawning activities people do on the show. I don't understand how it can be a full on show. But yeah I enjoy the clips.


I did watch Celebrity Big Brother 2009 back in 2010 because Mutya Buena was on it. I love her and my favorite Sugababe. She has the low pitch husky voice but she gives out this cool vibe and attitude when she performs. I followed the Sugababes up until Mutya left to do her own gig. I wasn't a big fan of Keisha nor of Heidi.  Like I said I only watched the highlights of Mutya in Celebrity Big Brother.


On Mutya's season LaToya Jackson was also there. LaToya I think is a plastic doll not just face and body but also in soul especially back then. She was like a robot walking around the room.  After seeing her in RuPaul's Drag Race, I think I saw a little soul and personality specifically this season when she gave Michelle some good advice. So sad Mutya withdrew.


My favorite clips on CBB, I'll just abbreviate because its a long name to write Celebrity Big Brother. My favorite clips are when they have the Celebrities wear leotards with shockers in them. I dunno, I'm a masochist but I do enjoy other people getting a little at times. If you saw Mutya's season, Ben from A1 was trying (yeah is said trying) to sport a camel toe or bulge or what ever the hell you want to call it; Roll the tape!. Their shock treatment task was UK vs. US. The US contestant while in the diary room has to guess the past of their UK housemates who gets the shock with every wrong answer. It was a clever move not to put the shocker device on LaToya she could have, literally melted... Wink wink!


Jedward was made to wear the shocker outfits and have to separate themselves 5 meters away from each other. I enjoyed seeing them get shocked; I was just surprised the housemates didn't make them stay close together so they would get shocked some more. I didn't like the final "Guess which is which?", it was a crappy challenge they didn't ask anything about the boys when they were told to go about the whole telling housemates stuff about themselves individually. The final question was just, the Jedward on screen, guess who is sitting where.................FLAT!

Lastly, lets do an app segment. Been doing all this pop-culture post so much. So lets get some tech back. But of course have to make a connection or as Project Runway like to say coherence. My colleague, I'd say his name but its all about me LOL, told me of a free app yesterday. Its called CloneErase, what it does is like a mash up of pictures and come out like you cloned yourself. It's real easy and you need a steady hand, if you don't the app traces the first pic for you to compare.

1. Find a spot for the backdrop or central point.
2. Pose and take the first pic
3. It's easier with a tripod, move to the next position and pose then take the pic.
4. You can keep repeating just make sure that nothing overlaps otherwise a body part or the model gets cut off.
5. Process the picture.

If you do it right you will get something like this. It's one of the best cloning app I've used so try to give it a go, make yourself a twin like Jedward. Whoa! Coherence there it is!


Let's stop there, maybe I'll post again tonight. Fingers crossed! LOL.


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